Saturday,
May 10, 2008

Episode 5 is live!

EP 05: The One With a Marked Lack of Beer (33:00)

Welcome to Episode 5 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie capers in glee over IKEA and Jerry rages against politicians, the media and having to spend all his beer money on gas.

• Amphibian Phone Sex


• Melanie is a happy camper who loves IKEA


• "Tabernac!"


• Jerry, however, is pissed off at the news


• Hur hur -- Jerry said "rear"


• The media -- catering to the lowest common denominator since the 1970's


• The President is in Texas -- yeehaw...


• Jerry expresses his political views


• "Some freedoms should be limited." Yeah, right.


• THE FALL - Joe-Bob sez check it out


• Charles Darwin as action hero!


• We have email AND voicemail!


• Email from Ryan


• Voicemail from Delilah


• Voicemail from Eric the Southern Boy


• Voicemail from our beloved progenitor Nessa


• Secrets of the Industry:
  Never give up

Send us email: dqydjpodcast@gmail.com
Call us on our listener line: 206-666-4187

Thanks to Sweet Diss and the Comebacks (http://www.myspace.com/comebacks) for permission to use clips from "Dunder and Dwightning" as our theme music. Go buy their stuff, people!

IKEA, how do I love thee?

I love thee because you have inexpensive stacking containers perfect for holding recyclables, now that our apartment complex has FINALLY instituted recycling. We seem to be the only ones taking advantage of it yet, probably because, unlike more reasonable locales, we are given flimsy blue plastic bags for our recycling, instead of sturdy green plastic container boxes. But at least we HAVE the option, so I'm not complaining.

I love thee because you have clear plastic boxes of all sizes, allowing me to remove all the VCR tapes taking up space in the media unit and store them away, and FINALLY shelving the 2' stack of DVDs purchased this year. And the boxes even fit perfectly behind the TV, so I don't have to hunt for increasingly rare storage space -- yay!

I love thee because you carry Swedish meatballs and lingonberry sauce in your food section, so we're gonna eat good tonight!

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