The Journal :: Nekkid, Clueless and Feelin' Good


Friday,
March 26, 2004

Whee!

Whoo, boy, Zithromax is my friend! I feel HUMAN again, to the point where I fielded a time-critical help page change this morning without batting an eyelash, finished the other stuff I was working on and whipped out a web page for a product manager. And I'm not slumped over the computer or wishing I was 1) dead, 2) at home or 3) in the Carribean.

*blinkblink* I can work with this, oh yes.

*Rrrrrumble*

However, perhaps having the cafe lunch special (burrito with your choice of toppings) wasn't the smartest thing I could have done. Normally I don't have any unpleasant gastric side effects with Zithromax, but my tummy is doing a remarkable impression of Krakatoa at the moment.

No pain, mind you, just lots of rumbling. Tonight should be interesting. . .

And while we're on the subject

Allow me to pass along some wisdom from the SFF.Net newsgroup of Laura Anne Gilman:

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies:

  1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans.
  2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans.
  3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans.
  4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans.
  5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you. (courtesy Walter Jon Williams)


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