The Journal :: Nekkid, Clueless and Feelin' Good


Tuesday,
February 3, 2004

Dum de dum de dum

I'm trying to come up with something funny and interesting about my day, but so far I've got: "Went to work. Came home. Worked some more. Dropped off the rent check. Petted the cat."

Yeah, you know you want my bling-bling life.

Well, lessee, how about all the primaries going around today -- looks like Kerry won five states, Edwards won South Carolina, Clark and Edwards are neck and neck in Oklahoma but Clark should get it by a K, and Lieberman got voted off the island. A Kerry/Edwards or Kerry/Clark ticket is looking more and more likely all the time, it seems, with Dean, Sharpton and Kucinich playing gadflies -- the question is, can Kerry woo enough voters to beat Bush? Buggered if I know, Batman, but I certainly hope so

And on the mammary front, CBS, MTV, Justin Timberlake and La Jackson continue to spin apologies, explanations, what have you for Jackson's one-second flash on Sunday. Apparently CBS is now so gunshy about this that they're going to use a tape delay for the Grammy Awards, just in case someone else decides to show off their nipple (or other body part). "Unfortunately, we cannot count on those who appear on our air to live up to our standards," said Martin Franks, CBS executive vice president. Gotta love that confidence in their performers.

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