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Sunday,
July 15, 2001
Oh, to be
Ichiban Shower Girl tonight. . .
Hello,
darlings -- I'm fresh back from the Dave
Matthews Band concert and in desperate need of a sluice and
scrub. The next time I go see anything in Texas Stadium during July,
someone please remind me to wear less clothing?
Said
clothing consisted of cotton shorts and a t-shirt, by the way. That
should give you an idea of what a steambath the stadium was; I believe
it hit somewhere around 100¡ F that day, and since Texas Stadium
is technically an open-air arena (it has a roof, but there's also
a big horking hole in the middle of it), there was a lot of heat
concentrated in the place just from the sunlight. Add a horde of
hot, sweating fans, and the temperature cranked up to "Satan's Waiting
Room" levels. The stadium staff started firing some sort of mist
into the air just before the band came on -- I can only assume it
was water vapor in an attempt to cool down the stage and surrounding
areas. Unfortunately, the fact that we were already at 90% humidity
or so didn't help, but they get karma points for trying.
In
fact, of everyone sweating in the stadium, I felt sorriest for Dave;
halfway through the concert he was utterly drenched, and the emergency
medicine side of my brain was hoping there was a roadie waiting
offstage with Gatorade and salt pills. Now, Boyd had the right idea
-- he was wearing this black net shirt that just let the breeze
right though. Then again, Boyd could out-sixpack Ricky Martin on
a bad day, so he can get away with that look.
But
enough of the fashion critique -- what about the concert, I hear
you cry. Well, this was the first DMB concert I've ever been to,
and in the last few months there's been a lot of bitching from some
dedicated Daveheads about Glen Ballard's producing touches on their
latest album EVERYDAY -- the songs were too short and structured,
Dave abandoned his usual acoustic for an electric baritone guitar,
it was pop pap and they missed the wonderful jazzy improv of earlier
albums, the complaints are endless. (BTW, I like EVERYDAY
-- yes, it's different from the earlier stuff, but artists are supposed
to experiment, to create something new and different, otherwise
all they're creating is repetitive hackwork. And isn't it interesting
that they all bitched when Dylan went electric, and he certainly
hasn't faded into the wallpaper. But I digress.) So
as you can guess, I've heard a certain amount of speculation that
any concert which included selections of EVERYDAY was going to suck.
To
use the quaint patois of my native South Side: fuck that
shit, man. The concert would have blown the roof off the place if
it actually had one. The playlist covered a fab selection from all
the albums, including some songs I didn't recognize (I assume they
either came from the very first album, which I don't have, or from
the collection of songs the band canned in favor of the EVERYDAY
tracks), and the opening act (not Macy Gray -- she's a West African
singer whose name I didn't catch) joined Dave in a lovely duet on
"Satellite."
But
my favorite DMB song of all time is "#41" from CRASH,
and what they did with it was the best treat of all. They played
it in this lovely, slow lyrical beat, the entire crowd singing along
on ""I wanted to stay/I wanted to play/I wanted to love
you" --
And
then they segued into "Everyday" as a coda, using the
music from "#41." Gorgeous.
In
fact, the only downside about the whole concert was that I couldn't
get rid of the other ticket -- I actually had a scalper turn it
down -- so I had to see the concert on my own. I don't regret it
at all, mind you -- getting a chance to see Dave Matthews dance
is worth the price of admission. But it is a lot more fun
to go to concerts with other people. That way, you can laugh, joke,
point out the guy with the builder's crack, and get into the communal
mood of the thing.
It
was also somewhat odd to be one of the fifteen or so people above
the age of 30 (this includes the band, BTW) who attended the concert
-- everyone else there seemed to be in their 20's or younger. Lots
of college students yodeling, "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE!" in
between talking on cell phones to their friends across the stadium,
or producing some rather pungent clouds of pot smoke that were drifting
along the stadium seating like a friendly contact high. In fact,
I cracked up when I noticed this nicely-dressed 30something suburban
couple sitting in front of me; they kept sniffing the air and turning
to each other with these baffled looks on their faces ("Gosh,
Melissa, that doesn't smell anything like tobacco, does it? Um.
. .are you hungry?").
But
hey, screw it, it's a concert. Next time, I'll just remember to
wear a tank top and bring hearing protection -- I
am turning 35 in a couple of days, after all. . .
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