|
Tuesday,
January 23, 2001
We're going,
we're not going, we're going. . .
Ever
have one of those days when you wonder just what it was you had
done to offend the Fates?
Yeah,
like that. We found out as soon as we got to the airport that my
flight was going to be an hour and a half late, due to the late-arriving
inbound flight from Chicago (the only good thing about this was
that it gave us more cuddling time). I'd also been crying on and
off all night, and I knew I was going to burst into tears the moment
I finally cleared Security and turned around to see Lyndon gazing
at me wistfully (and by God I was right on both counts).
So,
bawling like a baby, I wound up dashing into the duty-free liquor
section to buy some Bailey's from a somewhat confused Swede, then
fled to a nearby bathroom to lock myself into a stall and have a
good sinus-clogging howl in semi-privacy before actually boarding
the plane, as 1) it disturbs the flight attendants to have a passenger
sporadically leaking tears and 2) the pressure changes make it hurt
like hell.
Phoo.
I finally calmed down enough to come out and wait at my gate for
the boarding announcement. Which was another half-hour late.
We
finally get on the plane. Wait some more. There's an announcement
-- "We're sorry, but the plane requires some technical work,
so please gather up all your belongings and deplane, where we will
give you vouchers for lunch at the terminal snack bar."
Oy.
The plane was supposed to leave at 10:45 am -- after the mechanics,
the cleaning, and the deicing of the wings (which is actually kinda
interesting -- they spray this orange steaming stuff on them first,
then follow up with a green antifreeze that looks psychedelic as
all hell) we finally got into the air at 2:00 pm. Needless to say,
this made my prebooked transfer at Chicago completely useless. This
wasn't as disasterous as it could have been because there are American
flights between Chicago and Dallas pretty much every hour, but the
airline automatically rebooked all the transfer flights, and when
I landed at Chicago I had to hump the bag and box through the Customs
X-ray machine, which added umpteen minutes to my transfer time.
By the time I got to the check-in desk to find out where my new
flight was leaving from, I found out that I had ten minutes to get
through security (which was loaded, of course) and down to the gate.
Aha.
Ahahahahahahaha. Got to hear my name announced over the PA system
requesting me to get my ass to the plane before it left, which was
a first. In any case, I ran to catch the plane, made it by about
a minute, and gasped my way back to Dallas. Where I am now comfortably
ensconsed with
my Bailey's and a washing machine chugging away with my laundry.
If I had my sweetie here, it would be just perfect. As it is, it's
merely bearable.
*sigh*
TOP
|