Meanderings: March 13, 2000

Monday,
March 13, 2000

Lynn Flewelling posted this on SFF.Net, so all credit must go to her. And I must admit, I'm bitterly disappointed in Patrick for not sending me my own copy -- I simply don't know what I'm going to do with that boy.

Since the realease of TRAITOR'S MOON, several people have written to chastise me for promoting the "homosexual agenda." I was somewhat at a loss to understand what they meant, but my friend Jeff kindly loaned me his copy. Thanks Jeff! This really clarifies things for all of us.

The Homosexual Agenda

6:00 am	Gym
8:00 am	Breakfast (oatmeal, egg whites)
9:00 am	Hair appointment
10:00 am	Shopping
12:00 pm	Brunch
2:00 pm	Assume complete control of the US Federal, State and Local Governments, recruit youngsters to our lifestyle, break up healthy heterosexual marriages
4:00 pm	Cocktails
6:00 pm	Light Dinner (soup, salad, Chardonnay)
8:00 pm	Opera: Aida
11:00 pm	Bed

Although I have to wonder how accurate this agenda is -- I mean, I don't see a shred of Garland on it anywhere. . .

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